Totes
Description: "Khajiit Is Innocent of This Crime" pairs the classic Elder Scrolls denial with a cheeky twist: a wide-eyed cat “accidentally” spilling tea. Whether you're a Khajiit merchant with nothing to hide or just someone who always gets caught looting, this design lets you play it cool (and totally innocent). It’s the purr-fect blend of mischief and meme.
Khajiit Is Innocent Tote
$23.00
Description: "Khajiit Is Innocent of This Crime" pairs the classic Elder Scrolls denial with a cheeky twist: a wide-eyed cat “accidentally” spilling tea. Whether you're a Khajiit merchant with nothing to hide or just someone who always gets caught looting, this design lets you play it cool (and totally innocent). It’s the purr-fect blend of mischief and meme.
Khajiit Is Innocent Tote
$23.00
Want Skooma? Tote
$23.00
Want Skooma? Tote
$23.00
Description: "NPC Energy" is for those who embrace awkward pathing, idle stares, and repeating the same line of dialogue every five minutes. Whether you're walking into walls, offering vague side quests, or just vibing in the background, this design radiates that unmistakable non-playable charm. Wear it proudly—and remember: “I used to be an adventurer like you…"
NPC Energy Tote
$23.00
Description: "I Don’t Know You, and I Don’t Care to Know You" captures the no-nonsense attitude of the more direct NPC's. This design is for those who skip small talk and speak fluent intimidation. Whether you're channelling Ork energy or just not in the mood, this shirt gets the message across loud and clear.
Want Skooma? Tote
$23.00
Description: "NPC Energy" is for those who embrace awkward pathing, idle stares, and repeating the same line of dialogue every five minutes. Whether you're walking into walls, offering vague side quests, or just vibing in the background, this design radiates that unmistakable non-playable charm. Wear it proudly—and remember: “I used to be an adventurer like you…"
NPC Energy Tote
$23.00
Description: "I'm Feeling Quite Hungry..." A phrase heard more than your inner monologue in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2. This design captures the constant, low-key panic of trying to keep Henry alive between swordfights, naps, and questionable stew. Whether you’ve just eaten or forgot to bring dried meat (again), this is a tribute to every player who's lived in fear of malnutrition. Wear it, and remember: cabbage soup is not a personality.
Skooma - Not Even Once Tote
$23.00
Description: This design features a bewildered rabbit surrounded by a scatter of missed arrows—perfectly capturing the soul-crushing experience of trying to hunt in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2. Because nothing says “realistic medieval RPG” like wasting half your quiver trying to land a shot on one terrified bunny. A must-have for players who know the struggle... and still can’t hit the damn thing.
Hunting Tote
$23.00
Description: "I'm Feeling Quite Hungry..." A phrase heard more than your inner monologue in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2. This design captures the constant, low-key panic of trying to keep Henry alive between swordfights, naps, and questionable stew. Whether you’ve just eaten or forgot to bring dried meat (again), this is a tribute to every player who's lived in fear of malnutrition. Wear it, and remember: cabbage soup is not a personality.
Description: "I Don’t Know You, and I Don’t Care to Know You" captures the no-nonsense attitude of the more direct NPC's. This design is for those who skip small talk and speak fluent intimidation. Whether you're channelling Ork energy or just not in the mood, this shirt gets the message across loud and clear.