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Stolen Sweetroll Shorts

$30.08
  • Stolen Sweetroll by ESO
  • Stolen Sweetroll by ESO
  • Stolen Sweetroll by ESO
Stolen Sweetroll by ESO Stolen Sweetroll by ESO Stolen Sweetroll by ESO

Color: Black

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"Let Me Guess… Someone Stole Your Sweetroll" is a tribute to one of the most quotable lines from Skyrim’s ever-vigilant guards. Equal parts meme and nostalgia, this design is perfect for fans who know that no matter your crimes, losing a sweetroll is apparently still the worst offense. Serve up sarcasm with a side of stolen pastry.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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