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Stolen Sweetroll Bag

$25.82
  • Stolen Sweetroll by ESO
  • Stolen Sweetroll by ESO
  • Stolen Sweetroll by ESO
  • Stolen Sweetroll by ESO
Stolen Sweetroll by ESO Stolen Sweetroll by ESO Stolen Sweetroll by ESO Stolen Sweetroll by ESO

Color: Black

Style

Bag FAQ

"Let Me Guess… Someone Stole Your Sweetroll" is a tribute to one of the most quotable lines from Skyrim’s ever-vigilant guards. Equal parts meme and nostalgia, this design is perfect for fans who know that no matter your crimes, losing a sweetroll is apparently still the worst offense. Serve up sarcasm with a side of stolen pastry.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

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